May 2012
62 posts
stylinsonsextape:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
harry styles
1dpenetrateme:
In other news:
who
remembers
this
great
day?
Reblog this if it's okay to vent to you.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Hooking up with someone you don't know
whatshouldwecallskins:
Expectations:
Reality:
what harry says when asked to clear up a dating rumor: ummm...........well..............basically..........we got on really well............
what i hear: i'm gay, so gay gay gay, gay gay penis gay
