stylinsonsextape: shadzu: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” harry styles
1dpenetrateme: In other news: who remembers this great day?
Reblog this if it's okay to vent to you.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Hooking up with someone you don't know
whatshouldwecallskins: Expectations: Reality:
what harry says when asked to clear up a dating rumor: ummm...........well..............basically..........we got on really well............
what i hear: i'm gay, so gay gay gay, gay gay penis gay